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Rolls
Royce
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and
asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000.
The bank officers says the bank will need some kind of
security for such a loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new
Rolls Royce, parked on the street, in front of the bank.
Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept
the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into
the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the
$5000, and the interest, which is $15.41.
The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are
a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found
that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you
bother to borrow $5000?"
The blonde replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my car
for 2 weeks for $15.00?"
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