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The
Bible salesman
A sales company has particular trouble selling Bibles in
their location. They are always looking for someone to break through
to their market and make a real difference. One day, a man comes in
with a job application and says, "I-I-I-I'd l-l-l-l-l-like
t-t-t-t-t-to b-b-b-b-b-be a B-B-B-Bible salesman, s-s-s-sir."
Initially, he doesn't want to give the job to this man, but his
conscience got the better of him. He decided to try him out.
After three weeks, the manager is looking at the sales figures and
realizes that the new guy is selling the most copies. Amazed, he calls
him in to his office.
"You've only worked here for three weeks and you've already sold
more copies than anyone else here! How do you do it?"
"W-w-w-w-w-well, l g-g-g-go up t-t-t-t-to th-the d-d-d-door
and-d- d l-l--l s-s-s-say, w-w-w-w-would y-y-y-y-y-y-you
l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-b-buy a c-c-copy o-o-of th-th-th-the
B-B-B-Bible, or w-w-w- w-w-would y-y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-like m-m-me
t-t-t-to r-r-r-r-read it t-t-t- t-t-to y-y-y-you?"
Author Unknown |
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